![]() I'm going to put your arm in a sling!" said Insult, tauntingly. "My ninety-eight-year-old grandmother has bigger arms than you!" he added. Counter shot back: "Yeah, but we both have better bladder control than you do." Insult threatened: "Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!" But Counter retorted: "I would if it would stop your WINE-ING." Insult boasted: "I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of." Counter swiftly replied: "It's too bad none of them are in your arms." Insult claimed: "Today, by myself, I've beaten twelve people!" Counter mocked: "From the size of your gut, I'd guess they were eaten." If needed, here are additional insults and counters: * Agreeing to insult arm wrestling and joining a crew. * Asking about insult arm wrestling and joining the crew. * Talking to Crusty Old Sailor (who is actually Ignatius Cheese). ![]() * Going to Scumm Bar and trying to pick up jerky pretzels. * Kicking the brazier full of coals and picking up one of the coals.
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